Seinfeldism
    Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did that happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get me a hit of that stuff."

    How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Two--one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.

    How many vivisectors does it take to change a lightbulb?
    None--they don't want you to see what they are doing.

    How many meats eaters do you need to change a lightbulb?
    None--they'd rather not see how their food is made.

    A missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous pudding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion." And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: "Oh Lord," he prayed, "We thank Thee for the food which we are about to receive."

      A bumper sticker:
     

      Headline in the Wall Street Journal:
"Restaurants Beef Up Vegetarian Menus"

      Anagrams    Vegetarians = I avenge rats

    Vegetarian is the Indian word meaning "poor hunter."

    A husband and wife were sitting around talking about their hard day at work and the wife was complaining that she needed to be more assertive to get anywhere, etc. when her husband told her, "You know what the problem is don't you?  It's a dog eat dog world out there, and you're a vegetarian!"

    If animals aren't supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat?

    A bumper sticker: I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian!

     Vegetarian Cartoon Page.